better than a damn.

May 24

Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger bananahead.

Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger bananahead.

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May 23

Scissors cuts Paper; Paper covers Rock; Rock crushes Lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes Scissors; Scissors decapitates Lizard; Lizard eats Paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes Rock; and, as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors.
Let’s settle this with a nice game of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.

Scissors cuts Paper; Paper covers Rock; Rock crushes Lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes Scissors; Scissors decapitates Lizard; Lizard eats Paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes Rock; and, as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors.

Let’s settle this with a nice game of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.

“Adam’s Song,” blink-182
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“Adam’s Song,” blink-182

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May 22

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I’ve got some friends, some that I hardly know But we’ve had some times, I wouldn’t trade for the world We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go
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I’ve got some friends, some that I hardly know
But we’ve had some times, I wouldn’t trade for the world
We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go

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“I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women.” — Neil Gaiman, American Gods

May 21

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